this string can move at the astonishing speed of:
0.00000000001 in. per hour!!
You can:
Race it,
Throw it,
And for the depressed you can talk to it!
Not for children under 3.



Do not: eat, drink, or put around neck and tug.
Do not put product to use other than described above.
If you do, we have full authority to tickle you until we want to stop.
Made by,
the webmaster